#knowledge-of-self

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"I found a beautiful lane called "I know nothing". it leads it way ; all you got to do is walk in it."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."