#knowledge-teaching

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."