#knowledge-teaching

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."