#knowledge-teaching

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."