#knowledge-teaching

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."