#knowledge-teaching

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."