#knowledge-teaching

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."