#knowledge-teaching

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."