#knowledge-teaching

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"