#knowledge-teaching

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."