#knowledge-teaching

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."