#knowledge-teaching

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"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."