#knowledge-teaching

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."