#masters

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."