#masters

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."