#masters

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"