#masters

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."