#masters

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"but,=""soft!=""what=""light=""through=""yonder=""window=""breaks?"=""[10w]="""Shut the fuck up! I think we got a burglar."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."