#masters

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."