#masters

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"