#masters

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."