#masters

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"