#masters

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."