#masters

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."