#masters

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."