#masters

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."