#masters

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"