#mastery

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."