#mastery

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."