#mastery

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."