#mastery

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."