#mastery

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."