#mastery

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."