#mastery

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."