#Meaning

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"I am sure now that life is not what it is purported to be and that nature, in the canny words of the Scotch theologue, 'is not as natural as it looks."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"There are no coincidences in life. What person that wandered in and out of your life was there for some purpose, even if they caused you harm. Sometimes, it doesn’t make sense the short periods of time we get with people, or the outcomes from their choices. However, if you turn it over to God he promises that you will see the big picture in the hereafter. Nothing is too small to be a mistake."

"The meaning I picked, the one that changed my life: Overcome fear, behold wonder."