#Meaning

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"When you can live forever what do you live for?"

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."