#Meaning

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Whenever we proceed from the known into the unknown we may hope to understand, but we may have to learn at the same time a new meaning of the word 'understanding."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Some songs you get. Some songs you may not. And I think that's the beauty of art: to question and to ask, to understand the deeper meaning after two or three or four listenings."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."