#Meaning

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Art distills sensations and embodies it with enhanced meaning."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."