#Meaning

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"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Why do you so earnestly seek the truth in distant places?Look for delusion and truth in thebottom of your own heart."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Man was created to glorify God. Now, that may encompass other things which God has planned for each man, but essentially, man was created to glorify God."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"It might be possible that the world itself is without meaning."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."