#Meaning

"Art distills sensations and embodies it with enhanced meaning."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

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"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives."

"Why must art be static? You look at an abstraction, sculptured or painted, an entirely exciting arrangement of planes, spheres, nuclei, entirely without meaning. It would be perfect, but it is always still. The next step in sculpture is motion."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."