#Meaning

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"But suppose it was truth double strong, it were no truth to me if I couldna take it in. I daresay there's truth in yon Latin book on your shelves; but it's gibberish and no truth to me, unless I know the meaning o' the words."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."