#Meaning

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."