#Meditation

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"No difference, good or bad. Thoughts like birds in mind. Some fly in. Some fly out. Some stay at water hole to drink. Beware of birds that linger."

"Echo of your thoughts are more important than your actions because that has greater impact on the world."

"Patanjali says that we can meditate on anything that our heart desires. The important thing is not what we meditate on, but more that we meditate. And then gradually to meditate more and more on what corresponds to the innermost longing of our heart. The practice of meditation . . . gradually works its magic in stilling the mind. (42)"

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."