#Meditation

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Your past karma is what you found difficult or challenging in this life. To heal your past karma you would need to learn your life lessons for this life."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

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"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"The easiest way to get touch with this universal power is through silent Prayer. Shut your eyes, shut your mouth, and open your heart. This is the golden rule of prayer. Prayer should be soundless words coming forth from the centre of your heart filled with love."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."