#Meditation

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"The closer you come to knowing that you alone create the world of your experience, the more vital it becomes for you to discover just who is doing the creating."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"While meditating we are simply seeing what the mind has been doing all along."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Mindfulness helps us get better at seeing the difference between what’s happening and the stories we tell ourselves about what’s happening, stories that get in the way of direct experience. Often such stories treat a fleeting state of mind as if it were our entire and permanent self."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."