#Meditation

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Sitting still is a pain in the ass."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"The easiest way to get touch with this universal power is through silent Prayer. Shut your eyes, shut your mouth, and open your heart. This is the golden rule of prayer. Prayer should be soundless words coming forth from the centre of your heart filled with love."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"