#Meditation

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."