#Meditation

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"But people of the deepest understanding look within, distracted by nothing. Since a clear mind is the Buddha, they attain the understanding of a Buddha without using the mind."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Failures and mistakes are lessons to be learned from. They are opportunities for growth."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."