#Meditation

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."