#Meditation

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"If you are a Buddhist, inspire yourself by thinking of the bodhisattva. If you are a Christian, think of the Christ, who came not to be served by others but to serve them in joy, in peace, and in generosity. For these things, these are not mere words, but acts, which go all the way, right up to their last breath. Even their death is a gift, and resurrection is born from this kind of death. (157)"

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"When you touch the celestial in your heart, you will realize that the beauty of your soul is so pure, so vast and so devastating that you have no option but to merge with it. You have no option but to feel the rhythm of the universe in the rhythm of your heart."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"The true miracle lies in our eagerness to allow, appreciate, and honor the uniqueness, and freedom of each sentient being to sing the song of their heart."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."