#Meditation

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"We carry about us the burden of what thousands of people have said and the memories of all our misfortunes. To abandon all that is to be alone, and the mind that is alone is not only innocent but young -- not in time or age, but young, innocent, alive at whatever age -- and only such a mind can see that which is truth and that which is not measurable by words."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"You asked me how to get out of the finite dimensions when I feel like it. I certainly don't use logic when I do it. Logic's the first thing you have to get rid of."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."