#Meditation

"I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"The mind can go in a thousand directions, but on this beautiful path, I walk in peace. With each step, the wind blows. With each step, a flower blooms."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"