#Men

"Men, I thought, were more trouble than they were worth. Really, one should stick to books where one sees the hero coming a mile off."

"Success cannot come from standstill men. Methods change and men must change with them."

"I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men."

"No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world."

"Taft was Roosevelt's handpicked successor. I didn't know how deep the friendship was between the two men until I read their almost four hundred letters, stretching back the to early '30s. It made me realize the heartbreak when they ruptured was much more than a political division."

"All the problem of women, starts with men. All the problem of men, ends with women."

"Men and women can absolutely be friends, and that's what we need to be. Part of the problem is that we aren't friends enough. Our relationships are negotiations, and that is not friendship."

"I live for sex. I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being. I can see no better reason for being alive."

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."

"Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"If the Creator stood before a million men with the light of a million lamps, only a few would truly see him because truth is already alive in their hearts. Truth can only be seen by those with truth in them. He who does not have Truth in his heart, will always be blind to it."

"Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other qua good, and they are good in themselves."

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist."

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

"The worst enemy of human hope is not brute facts, but men of brains who will not face them."

"The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his arms. It's seen in the love with which he EMBRACES you."

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

"Women that can work a camera with ease often work men just as effortlessly for both require the same commitment to vanity and manipulation."