#mind-body-spirit

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Twenty years from now you will be disappointed you never used Cosmic Ordering today."

"Time is priceless, Cosmic Ordering is limitless."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"A barrier is a limitation only when you perceive it as one."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"When you accomplish the impossible then you can achieve anything."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."