#mind-body-spirit

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"A person today who seems to have a great sense of self-esteem has his or her childhood days to thank for it."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"It’s not about working for money, it’s about having money work for you."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."