#mind-body-spirit

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Athletes who are able to stay completely focused in pursuit of their dreams are the ones that are most likely to become champions."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"When others walk away from a lost cause, then that is the time you can step in and seize success."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"The only secret of wealth creation is knowing how to use Cosmic Ordering."

"When you know love then that is the time you forget hate."

"There are more triumphs than defeats with Cosmic Ordering."

"It is true to say that the secret of a winning formula is the ability to accept that there is a vast area of unexploited potential beyond what you currently perceive to be your maximum."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Beliefs are not related to religion but they are basically about who you are."