#mind-body-spirit

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"The future never happens; there will always be a future."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Forget about letting nature taking its course to make you wealthy, Cosmic Ordering works faster."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"No need to steal someone’s thunder, with Cosmic Ordering you can make your own."

"The realisation that limitations are imaginary will make you strong and overpowering."

"Change your life! Wake up and smell the Cosmic Ordering success."

"Just like a sailor who knows before reaching land that it is nearing, life too gives certain signals which indicate how closer you are to manifesting."

"The only test is what you see when you look in a mirror."