#mind-body-spirit

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Thrill me, chill me I went in search of money and success, all I got was a bellyful of excess! Now that I've realigned myself I’m on my tip-toes because life is sweet! I'm overwhelmed with gratitude for all the blessings that are manifesting in my life … neat!"

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"I have my own theory: ignorance is bliss. The less you know, the more confident you can be in tackling things."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"To make Cosmic Ordering work you have to start using it."