#mind-body-spirit

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Every time a champion makes a decision they have a chance to learn something new, regardless of the outcome."

"It is one thing to know what should be done, it is another to do it."

"Having faith makes you vibrate at a frequency level that is identical to that of the universe, providing you a result that you would not have arrived at before."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"If you weren’t born with a silver spoon in your mouth, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Cosmic Ordering is a dish best served today."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"My mind’s flight rises beneath the seagull’s wings …then ocean is my motherland I feel"

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."