#mind-body-spirit

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Never allow your mind to wander untamed like a wild animal that exists on the basis of survival of the fittest. Tame your mind with consistent focus on your goals and desires."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"When you do what you fear most, then you can do anything."

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"When you think a positive thought, you become positive."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Cosmic Ordering – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking your potential."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."