#mind-body-spirit

"Forget about letting nature taking its course to make you wealthy, Cosmic Ordering works faster."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Nothing could be any worse than having to turn to your friends, your colleagues and your loved ones and say –‘I gave up too soon’."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Inaction creates nothing. Action creates success."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Act like a champion, and then become one."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"We were all born equal, but where we are in life now is of our own making."