#mind-power

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"A person today who seems to have a great sense of self-esteem has his or her childhood days to thank for it."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"The universal mind acts as an advisor or guide. When you abide by its advice then you will get another opportunity to alter your destiny."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"